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I love movies, but I’m annoyed that I spent time watching
"Heist". I
really don’t think it even deserves a review.
The film reminds me of a crummy 1970’s crime caper movie.
I think it was trying to be a film in which twists and
turns make the audience wonder what is going on.
I must admit I was wondering what was going on, but not
because of the plot twists. I
was wondering what was going on because of the poor performances
and horrible screenplay. At
one point the characters were obviously “acting” – trying to
fool a member of their gang that they were breaking up. It was supposed to be one of those plot twists that have the
audience zig one way while the plot zags another way. It was supposed to make us think the screen writers are
clever. But it
doesn’t work. It is
not even close to working. None
of the many zigs work and none of the many zags work.
It stinks!
Let me at least give you the basic plot.
Gene Hackman plays a professional crook who is nearing the
end of his career. He
has started a legitimate yacht building business with his wife
(who is about 80 years younger than him).
Danny DeVito is Hackman’s fence, selling the goods that
Hackman swipes. Though
Hackman is portrayed as a clever professional, his style is
basically smash and grab in jewelry stores.
Why they act as though smashing display cases and grabbing
the jewels requires
Mission Impossible-like planning and set up I have no idea.
During one of the robberies, Hackman has to take off his
mask and is caught on tape; so he decides to retire, but DeVito
convinces him to do one last job, and of course we all know that
the one last job before retirement is always fraught with danger.
Usually I can find something in a film that I like – the music,
the color, the performances.. something. But this one I can’t even say the color processing,
setting, costumes, cinematography or set design was good. It is so washed out and dull looking. The performances are understated to the point of being dull.
The script is terrible.
The dialog stilted and fake.
Just a bad, bad movie.
-- Pappyy
( 1/2 out of 4 pops )
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