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Joel Gallen
(Director)
Chyler Leigh (Janey Briggs)
Jaime Pressly (Priscilla)
Deon Richmond (Malik)
Eric Jungmann (Ricky)
Josh Jacobson (White Guy)
Lacey Chabert (Amanda Becker)
Randy Quaid (Mr. Briggs)
Molly Ringwald (Off-Duty Flight Attendant)
Ron Lester (Reggie Ray)
Cody McMaims (Mitch Briggs)
Samm Levine (Bruce)
Sam Huntington (Ox)
Paul Goebel (Fat Short-Order Cook)
Kyle Cease (Slow Clapper)
Beverly Polcyn (Sadie)
Cerina Vincent (Areola)
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It seems that nobody understands the spoof genre anymore. Of
course, after "Scary
Movie 2" I wouldn't
blame them, but the first "Scary Movie" was good
and "Teen Movie" is much better. That's right,
unknown director Joel Gallen gives the Wayans a run for
their money. This movie isn't really
making fun of the movies like it's Wayan brother
sister-flick, it's got a lot of respect for
the movies it's joshin'. It's clever and doesn't resort to
gross-out gags as much as "Scary Movie"
did, which is probably the reason why Ron Lester spoofs his
own character from "Varsity Blues".
That's right, Billy Bob's back and this time he's Reggie
Ray. Why don't people understand this
genre?
Who in their right mind would walk into a movie like this
and expect to see oscar-caliber performances?
So, why then do critics review these movies like such? I
really wanna know...could it
be that the film opens with a female masturbation scene?
Nah...really, what is it? The
main movies "Teen Movie" spoofs are "10
Things I Hate About You" and "She's All
That", but there's
"Sixteen Candles", "Risky Business",
"Porky's", "Carrie", and the two
"American" movies "American Beauty" and "American Pie".
Wait a minute, since when is "American Beauty" a
teen movie? Whatever.
Anyway, if you ever seen those movies, then you'll love this
movie. If you can't stand Freddie
Prinze Jr, then you'll love this movie. Oh, I think I just
answered my question. It's because
reviewers see these spoofs without seeing the movies they're
based on. Now, does that make sense?
I didn't think so.
One of the reason why most critics think poorly of this film
is that they only see it as a gross-out
movie, but if you pay attention then you'll see all the
little details. I won't mention any
though, but look for the school name, mascot, and other
little things. The sight gags. There were
more sight gags in this movie than both "Scary"
movies, combined.
If
you've read my previous reviews, then you know that I like
movies without big stars, and this is
another reason why I liked this movie. Okay, so I know Ron
Lester from "Varsity Blues", but everyone
else I didn't. Some of the notables include Cerina Vincent,
who plays the full-time practicing
nudist, Areola. Yes, she really walks around naked for the
entire movie. I bet that made
the costume designer's job a little easier. There's Janey's
(Chyler Leigh) younger brother Mitch
(Cody McMaims) who leads the trio of virgin freshman who
parody the guys of "American Pie" in
their quest to lose it. There's cameo's by Lacey Chabert and
Randy Quaid, the latter also parodies
"American Pie", but the best cameo of them all is
at the end: Molly Ringwald. The movie ends
with her line, "Stupid f***in' teenagers!". What a
great cast and great casting, Joseph Middleton.
Do I recommend this movie? Of course I do! But again, you
gotta do your homework and see the movies
it parodies. Or you won't get the jokes. Rent the teen
movies at your local video store and then
try to identify all the spoofs. There's around 20. That's
right. I didn't list them all. That takes
all the fun out of it. Because if you know the movies this
movie spoofs, the gags will be all
more funny and you will be rolling over in the aisle
laughing your butt off when the person next
to you will simply be chuckling...and that's a priceless
moment.
-- James (
4 out of 4 pops )
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Other Junkie's
opinions.....
Patsy ( 3 out of 4 pops )
Being the type of person who thought that "Scary Movie" was a
complete piece of crap I was not looking forward to seeing this movie at
all. I was pleasantly surprised, however. Instead of a
pointless plot that randomly mocks other movies, "Teen Movie"
actually had a decent story-- stolen from "She's All That" but
who cares? I loved the fact that this movie didn't just stick to
spoofing recent teen movies but included classic 80's teen movies as
well-- some of my old favorites! Besides the gratuitous nudity--
thanks to the always buck naked foreign exchange student, whose joke was
dead in the water-- and beside the toilet scene the movie was fairly
clean and inoffensive. Overall, this movie was entertaining and
funny-- everything you could hope for when you're in the mood to watch a
silly movie.
Matt ( 1 1/2
out of 4 pops )
This is not only an awful comedy, but an awful comedy that wastes
a brilliant premise. Poking fun at all these schmaltzy, clichéd,
formulaic, predictable teen flicks we had to sit through?
Genius! But when you have a cast of unknown actors, who have
no sense of comic timing and delivery, not to mention material
that's forced and heavy-handed, you can't win. The only one
who cracked me up--and the only PROFESSIONAL in the cast--was
Randy Quaid as the deadbeat, drunken Dad. The satire is
totally broad. Anyone who has seen "Airplane" or
any of the "Naked Gun" flicks knows that satire is meant
to be sharp and subtle, and not played in a way in which the movie
is making fun of itself. This clunker was destined to go
direct to video.
Billy Ray ( 1 out of 4 pops )
The other night I popped in "Airplane!" on VHS just to
rehash some old movie watching memories. After watching it,
I knew what a good spoof was--"Surely, you can't be
serious?" "I am. And stop calling me
Shirley." It's classic. Then, after watching
"Not Another Teen Movie", I knew what a bad spoof was.
The entire philosophy behind a spoof is making fun of good--key
word "good"--movies, not bad ones. Films like
"She's All That", "American Pie", and "10
Things I Hate About You" don't deserve to get spoofed--they
suck (big fancy word, eh?). That's like a movie spoofing
"Ishtar" and "Hudson Hawk". It's
pointless. And, does anyone find it a little pathetic that
Ron Lester, the fat guy who played Billy Bob in "Varsity
Blues" has to sink down to the Dustin Diamond
"Screech" level and play the same role over and over
again? Molly Ringwald and Randy Quaid are pretty darn funny
in their cameos, but the remainder of the cast is so unknown and
talentless that most of the spoofs are lost, or just not that
funny to begin with. There are a few funny moments, but the
film is ultimately unsalvageable from the pits of mediocrity and
bad spoofs. "Airplane!" was a good spoof.
"The Naked Gun" was a good spoof. "Scary
Movie" was a decent spoof. "Not Another Teen
Movie" is an embarrassment.
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