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Q: WHY
DO MOVIE TRAILERS EXIST?
A: To entice people to pay their
hard-earned money to see the movie...well, that's what trailers
are supposed to do. This is a list of movies whose trailers
make us NOT want to see the movie. In other words, THESE
MOVIES LOOK STUPID!
Email
us with your Trailer Trash suggestions.
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How
surprising, another lame attempt to make a horror movie out of a
scary video game.
"A
group of teens sail out to an island near Seattle, Washington to
attend a massive rave. As their party drugs kick into gear, they
encounter the island's inhabitants -- flesh-hungry zombies ruled
by an entity named Castillo (Palffy)."
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Ugh.
"Young
Owen Baker (Aiken) is thrilled when he finally adopts a dog from
the animal shelter. He learns that his new pooch, Hubble (voiced
by Broderick), is no ordinary dog. Apparently, Hubble is on a
mission from Sirius, the faraway dog star, to prepare Earth dogs
for a visit from the Great Dane."
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How many, how many, hw many times
is this movie going to be remade?!?! "The
only known survivor of the original killing spree comes forward to
tell the full story of that chilling night inside the Hewitt
farmhouse."
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Is this a joke? "An
underdog soccer team relies on their kung fu skills to beat their
opponents."
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If you think Hollywood
couldn't get any stupider, here's what you have to look forward to in
the next few years......
Hollywood on crack-- Can you believe
these movies are going to be made?
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Sequels,
prequels, and more.... |
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Based on
cartoons, TV, or video games...... |
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Remakes |
-Alien 5
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Anaconda 2
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Analyze That
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Bad Boys 2
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Batman Beyond
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Batman: Year One
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The Birth of the Pink Panther
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Blair Witch 3 (The Prequel)
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Bridget Jones: The Edge of - Reason
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Charlie's Angels 2: Halo
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Clerks: Sell Out
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The Commitments 2
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Deep Blue Sea 2
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Dirty Dancing 2
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Exorcist: Dominion
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The Fast and the Furious 2
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Final Destination 2
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The First Wives Club 2
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Fletch Won
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Freddy vs. Jason
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Friday After Next
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Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
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Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
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Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
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Highlander 5: The Source
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Independence Day 2
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Indiana Jones 4
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Jeepers Creepers 2
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John Carpenter's Vampires: Los Muertos
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Jumanji 2
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Jurassic Park IV
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King Conan: Crown of Iron
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Lara Croft: Tomb Raider 2: - The Cradle of Life
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Legally Blonde 2: Red, White & Blonde
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Lethal Weapon 5
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Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
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Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
The Matrix 2
Mortal Kombat 3: Domination
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Pitch Black 2: The Chronicles of Riddick
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Predator 3
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Rambo 4
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Red Dragon
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Resident Evil: Nemesis
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Return of the Living Dead 4
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The Santa Clause 2
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Scary Movie 3: Lord of the Brooms
-Scooby-Doo 2
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Seriously Dude, Where's My Car?
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Shrek 2
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Spy Kids 3
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Star Trek: Nemesis
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Star Wars: Episode III
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Superman V
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Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines
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True Lies 2
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The Whole Nine Yards 2
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The X-Files 2
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X-Men 2
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X-Men 3
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xXx 2
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Zorro Unmasked |
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-Alien vs. Predator
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The A-Team
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Butt-Ugly Martians
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Catwoman
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Curious George
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Dark Wonderland
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Dr. Seuss' The Cat in the Hat
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Fantastic Four
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Fat Albert
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Garfield
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Ghost Rider
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The Greatest American Hero
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The Green Hornet
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Hawaii Five-O
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Hogan's Heroes
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The Honeymooners
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The Hulk
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Jackass: The Movie
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Land of the Lost
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Lemony Snicket's A Series of - Unfortunate Events
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Looney Tunes: Back in Action
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MacGyver
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Malcolm in the Middle
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Miami Vice
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The Pirates of the Caribbean
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The Simpsons Movie
-Speed Racer
-Spy Hunter
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Starsky and Hutch
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S.W.A.T.
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Thunderbirds
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Underdog
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The Wild Thornberrys
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Wonder Woman |
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-Barbarella
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Carmen
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Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
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Freaky Friday
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Gambit
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The Incredible Mr. Limpet
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The Incredible Shrinking Man
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Peter Pan
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A Star Is Born
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The Stepford Wives
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The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
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Treasure Island
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The War of the Worlds |
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